Dear Burnt Out Buyer,
You've been hounded, berated, shouted at, spoken to like a child... nevertheless, you tip your new soft corduroy, unisex cap at the worst exec in greeting whilst tonguing the latest ulcer from your bruxist teeth.
All the best,
Your Retainer
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
